Blogging Away From Home

Random facts
- I find it amusing when guys tell you a whole load of bullcrap when they're drunk and then conveniently 'forget' what they say the next morning.
Guys, we know you remember...
and acting like you forgot just makes it seem all the lamer.
=/

-My hometown in Terengganu is SO small it doesn't even have a Starbucks.
or even a McD's.
*much less a buger king or wtv... dream on -_"*
all it has is a teeny weeny KFC
and this coffee shop.
ONE coffee house.

that isn't even air conditioned *boohoo!*

We have a mall here though that offers a galore of pirated products,
ranging from DVD's to the infamous Roleck(s) and Gukki(s)

Some sohai even went as far as ciplak-ing Asadi
*which is already some pirated form of Adidas*
and named it Asidi.
-_"

How original.

7am

For the very first time in my life,
I skipped sleep for one whole day.

A pretty big achievement considering how much I love sleeping
and also considering the fact I only got around 4 hours of sleep last night because of Ghetto.

I'm typing this to help me stay awake.
LALALALA

My parents want to leave for our hometown at 8.30am
If I sleep, I'll never wake up.

The journey is going to be a 5 hour one.
Hellllllll........
=(

My-ass-is-so-gonna-hurt.com

Ghetto@Zouk

Guys, I'm so sorry but these are all I could upload.

I'll do the rest later after CNY cos I will be stuck somewhere in the middle of no where

where broadband is practically unheard of. 0_o

This is just the tip of the iceberg..

haha no time to do the captions...

sorrie 0=)

will upload more pics when I get back.

Enjoy!

Happy CNY all.

Tiny Tots.

Random facts I was thinking about last night and this morning:

1. My parents settle everything with cash.
I'm starting to feel like I'm being bribed to be a good daughter.
Mommy darling screwed me upside down on Monday night for something that wasn't my fault
and promptly settled everything with 500 bucks
*without a sorry* the next day.
*Now I bet they're going to say that I'll have to pay back every small glitch I make*
Its always the same old story.

2. I sleep more during exams.
Because I ground myself so all I can do is study, eat, sleep, toilet.
I sleep the least when I'm on holiday.
I'll be out the whole day and online til the wee hours.
That's why I look the most terrible during longg longg holidays
*eyebags, eyebagss 0=p*

3. ALL my ex-boyfriends are still together with the girls they got together with after me.
(I think my first ex has been together with his girl for.... 4 yrs already?)
*hohohoo*
I wonder why lar.
Either I'm a romance catalyst that boosts other people into healthy relationships that last forever and ever and ever.
or I was such a sucky girlfriend
that whoever came next seemed heaven sent.
*cue plays angel's singing "hallelujahh!!*
hahaha!
so... if anyone wants a longg longg term relationship,
date moi! 0=)
*I've always felt that God put me here for a purpose... I guess I finally found it =p*

4. The more I think I might like a certain guy,
the worst I treat him 3=)
maybe its because I don't want anything to happen.
*Terms and conditions apply though*
Doesn't mean that if I'm being a bitch towards whoever, I'm in love with the person
heeheehee =p

I'm off to the gym now...
will post up Uzzaam's birthday bash pics a while later.
muah!muah!
*-)

Red Box Klutz

I went to Redbox at the Curve with these bunch of hunky boyband crooners
*-D

Guys,
Introducing the newest boyband in town,
Flower6
*glee*glee*

(L-R) EdJay Chow, Bryan McChin, Johshie Groban, Chrissy Martin, Andie Lau and Kitty Cat

The boy(s) pouring their souls out into the music.
*and like all boybands, only one member sings while the rest stone and act cool hohoho!*

After the starstudded event *cough*cough*, I even managed to catch Chrissy Martin and EdJay Chow for a one-on-one picture session.

Talk about swoon-i-listic.

=D

I was probably too dazzled by the err... powerful vocals and close proximity of Flower6

*and probably also because I'm such a klutz*

that I broke a freaking glass 0_o

But then Edmund hid it behind the TV so we didn't have to pay for it or whatever.

3=)

*for those that don't know Edmund and the rest, they are no boyband... no need to get all jealous! hohoho its just something my twisted little mind came up with and the day was fun eventhough i broke that glass *runs and hides face* and had to sing guy songs the whole day 0=/*

HAWLOW??!

Uzzaam and Rohan decided to be bitches and started prank calling the taxi hotlines in my car on the way to Hartamas.

Hawlowwwwww
*Rohan doing his fake Cina accent inspired by Ali*

Yess, yess..... I leed a cab fwom 27, Jawan XXX *some random address* going to Sungai Buloh.
My housse telepon lumba is 123456.

Lu ask the taxi dribar come fast fast I add RM20, Okay?

*Slams down the phone*laugh*laugh*

Then they called anoTHer taxi hotline.

Herrlloo.
*Rohan now doing a Blitish/trying to make it British accent*

I wannA call A cabb.....
from *address of some chick* andd phone numbarrr 123456.

Yes.

To Jalan Haji Taibb.
Yes. Tell the cab driver that if he comes quick I'll add 20 alrighT?
Yes, yes...
Call the house number I gave you to confirm alright?

*well, if you got a call from some cab hotline asking about your cab to Jalan Haji Taib, you know what happened lar
0=)
*gleeglee*

Screwed to the bone

Like I said earlier,
life is a ricebowl.
To my parents at least.
And probably to most other people as well.

You study hard, get the grades,
get into a good University
and end up with a good job with good money to feed your kids
and save up enough so that theY can continue the cycle of the ricebowl life.

I just freaking screwed up my Uni application.
I got rejected from LSE and UCL sent me a postcard saying that there is this test I have to take by the 15th of January.
Today's the 24th.

What do you do when the ricebowl starts cracking and everything is not the perfect oval like you expect it to be?

I don't know if I really care about the Univeristies accepting me or whatever
but it iS disappointing getting rejected.
There's always twinning.

But I've given up on so many things the past year.
I let a myriad of dreams slide,
Chance pass me by.

My life would seem so complecant if I let this go like that.

I'm sure almost everyone at some point in their life,
like me,
stand by this crossroad at the crack in the ricebowl
wondering whats next in life when the future looks so bleak and blurry.

Yes, I know everything will turn out fine.
Then again,
if fine is settling for second best,
*like when you really want to get married to X but you marry Y, whom you like, but not as much instead, yeah its fine..*
yeah... its fine...
but you will always wonder how it would be like if you went with first best.

-Sherve-

Pamper-session

I've decided to give my blog after my exams
*which ends today btw*gleeglee*

I'm going to get Botox,
Implants... More picturesss.....

I shall beautify my blog so the other dude blogs won't be able to resist it!

hohohohohoh!

Just as soon as someone teaches me how to put pictures in the place of my links.
Thank You!
=))

Ode to my best friend.

I wonder when I will be saying goodbye to my bestfriend.
The one I had since Form 1.
No matter how much I dread it,
no matter how hard it is going to be,
the time is approaching.

We're probably going to be going our separate ways in the middle of this year.
After 6 long years of being your friend.

Random facts probably you didn't even know:
-I thought you were the prettiest girl in class when I first met you.
-and yeah, I have always seen you as more mature than the rest of us.
even in those pre-pubescent years while I was the little girl that decided she was an angel in form 3 and jumped around like a 3 year old. =)
-Alot of people are surprised that we are best friends because we're so freaking different.
-I thought you were too damn good for Shaz anyway.
(and I'm not insulting ur taste in guys.. =p)
-I wanted a body like yours. and I was hell jealous of it too =))
then I grew to love mY body. but still envied your height lol
-I gave you the zebra-print lamp partly out of guilt.
because I was spending too much time with Zam and neglecting you.
*don't kill me!*
-I know we weren't that close in form4-5. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have ditched you for a guy.
I mean... what is he to me now. and you're still here by me.
-I was and AM really grateful that you were right there by my side through the hard times.
-eventhough I didn't really share what I was going through after Zam, your hugs really did make everything better.
-And yes, thank you also for being my shoulder after John.
-When you told me you were smoking, it made me try again
-out of curiousity of why you wanted to.

So many more random facts...
Jumbled memories are pushing through my head.

Memories of me laughing at you when you laughed
-because you never laughed

Memories of canteen-time
of PJK
of guys
of other friends
of laughter
of tears

Memories of my best friend
Memories that I shall forever treasure.
-gosh.. i feel so choked up now =/*

Superstition

I should have knoWn it was bad luck when I reached under the stupid ladder to turn on my computer this morning.

The word "f*ck" has never been played across my head as many times as today.

You can say I was brain-fucked. =/
or like Kenny Sia says, mind fucked.
in a whole new different sense.

When I opened the question paper for literature.
*F*ckkkkkkking helllllllll....... *0_o

When I was supposed to go to Hartamas but took the wrong turning to KL
*thanks to my great sense of direction*
*Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

and took anoTHer wrong turning into old town PJ thanks to some bitchy woman toll operator
*who was probably pms-ing*
*what the f*ck happened to good service with a smile? f*ck that biatch @!#@$#$*

When I was happily gobbling down my yummy chicken chops
and spilled blackpepper sauce all over myself
*fuk this shit*

and then,
my darling contacts had to fall out of my eye.
*baby, c'mon... why fall ouT? you know mommy f*cking loves you? F*ck babyyy... whyy??*

by then,
I was feeling f*cking irritated
so I decided to head home early.

Stopped by Centrepoint to get some errands done
when
*FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLL*
My car hit the curb thanks to my superb farking good driving.
*little kids, I advice you never, ever to bribe for your license or you'll end up like me*

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
my day was going so bad I was surprised that I didn't get raped or robbed or something at the parking lot.

Thank GOD its early the next morning now.
Tomorrow shall be better.
*If you're a black cat reading this, stay out of my way tomorrow please?*
0=)

Cry Cry Cry

I brought up my Valentine's Day proposal to my brother while he was dota-ing today.

Joe...I'll be alone this Valentine's day.

*Stares intently at computer screen with fingers clicking rapidly away at the mouse*

Teman me this Valentine's... We go watch movie okay?
Heeehee! Maybe we should double date with Sher Nie and Jun Wey.
(my sister and cousin)

*Turns to look at me blankly*
Shut the fuck up.

O_o

How could hE????!!!!!!
Kurang ajar...
=/

I wish I had a little brother that would buy me like,
999 roses for Valentine's Day.
Or maybe a Dior bag.

But then again, that would be a very incentuous brother.
Yuck. =p

I So So So Should Be Studying

I just checked up my calendar for my holidays and it hit me that Valentine's Day is fast approaching.

I.have.not.spent.Valentine's.Day.alone.or.single.in.yonks.

HmM... maybe I should go out now and head-lock some random passerby and force him to spend V-day with me!
HaAHAHaa!
0=)

*Yeahh, I know I sound like some 40-year-old desperate spinster hohoho!*

I couLD spend V-day with my friends.

but then again,
most of my friends either have that special someone,
something-on-with-somebody

or they just have tons of dates lining up for their attention.

I want a pink Valentine's day!
Somehow,
I have a feeling I'll be spending mine with my little brother in front of the idiot box.

Argh.

Team Jolie V Team Aniston

Oh my gosh.
I can't believe Angelina Jolie is preggers with Brad Pitts baby!
O_0

Holy cow...
She's the same woman that claimed she
never ever wanted to get pregnant
*Thus the adopting*

Poor Jennifer Aniston.
Double blow weh...
not only getting dumped by someone you're so in love with,
having him date a sex symbol anD get her pregnant.
*unlike Aniston after God knows how long of marriage*

HuhhH......
Oh yeah... Guess who else looks/might be pregnant?

F*king hellllllll............

I pity the baby.

=/

My Little Wet Dream (18-SX)

WARNING: Don't read on if you're below 18.
Please proceed to click Alt-F4 immediately and run to your TV for some Sesame Street theraphy to dispel the horrid words you have seen so far.
0=)

Last night,
I dreamt that I was the proud owner of a big,
wait,
scratch big.
Gigantic, Titanic, Sweltering, Sizzling.
Dick.
It was freaking long and wide I tell you!
=p

it was probably thanks to Jon Wong's
www.meatspin.com
*which you really don't want to open, don't say I didn't warn you.*

The worst parT?
In my dream,
I was standing in front of my mirror wondering if I did in fact own a dick all the while
and was just oblivious to it.

Gosh... exam stress is really hitting in hard.
-_"

Obviously,
I scheduled a dream-operation the next dream-day
to get rid of my huge dream-dick
0=)

Not before experimenting with something I've always wondered about though.
*huge wink*

Someone please shoot me.

I always, always say the wrong things at the wrong time.

Sometimes I feel like hiding in my room,
turning off the computer
and dumping the mobile down the trash.

I am dangerous with people.
=(

Of Hooker Heels

How screwed can I get?
Today my exams start.

Literature.
The subject from hell. =(

And all I can think about is what I'm going to do after exams.

I am SO gonna put on those hooker heels and dance my nights away.

stupid exams.
$@#$#%@#%

I am

I was at college today when I met a friend that I club with sometimes.

"Sher Vin!!! You look so different without makeup!!!"

Huhhh....
So far she's only seen me in clubs with makeup

and she hardly recognised me without.

Do I look thaT different make-up less??


Check out my pics with and without makeup
*without on the left and after on the right*


okayy... I look pretty different in both pics because the one on the right was just before A Levels ball and I got my makeup done professionally. So extra kau lerr hehehe 0=)


Without and with. Almost the same to me... maybe the eyes a little darker.. The skin tone doesn't count cos its probably the lighting.
I never eveR use any powder or foundation.
skin's too sensitive =(


OkaYy... these two pics are really a vast contrast.
One of me 100% au natural (hey, I'm not crazy enough to use makeup when I go swimming alright??) and the other one of me with dark and heavy makeup for Zouk's Halloween Bash 2005)


2 different people?? O_o you be the judge.


Lalalalaaa *-Pp


Another just-out-of-the-water pic and another super kau makeup pic.
I hate my makeup in the pic. yuck =/
The makeup artist screwed my eyes up. =(

So do I look thaT different without makeup?

Given,
most people look much better witH makeup
(why would they bother in the first placE?)

but a totally different person altogether?!

Well, maybe I do...
according to my friend.
but I swear all I use is blusher and eye makeup.
I don't even own concealer or foundation or powder or whatsoever
and I only use clear lip balm for my lips.
*excluding the once in a while formal event

OH well, made up or not,
its still the same Sher Vin underneath it all.
=)

However, I still get extra paranoid if a guy I just met clubbing goes
"Oh baby, I think you're so hot!"

LOL

Wait til he sees me in my after-gym mode,
all sweaty,
red and tired
in sweatpants and a baggy shirt..

Confirm run 50000000 miles lar.
=p

and if he stays,
he's probably a keeper.
<3

As a closing note,
Guess!
do I have makeup on in the pic below?


-another mo liew post-
*-p

Screaming in the Storm

I'm starting to feel that life is so mundane,
pointless.

I haven't felt pure bliss in eons.

Heaven to me?

Bouncing on my grandma's biggass trampoline.
Okay, I used to bounce even withouT the trampoline but that gave me an extra boost 0=)

Running really fast with my eyes closed,
the wind hitting my face and cold enveloping my body.

Being with a bunch of close friends that I feel absolutely at ease with
and talking about nearly nothing but just about everything.

Dancing in the rain.

Making eye contact with a guy I think is hot!!
Bonus if he asks for the number *-ppp
*yes, yes... I know I'm being bimbotic =p*

Having the guy you've been crushing on for ages suddenly call/text you out of the blue.
=)

Singing REALLY loud to my favorite songs.
*something I can't do except when I'm home alone! hahaha*

Receiving something I've wanted for ages
but was too expensive to get.

Currently,
life feels like a bullet train,
rushing me past the small little things I used to take pleasure in.

Kindergarten, primary school, UPSR, PMR, SPM, A Levels, Degree, Masters....

Mommy always says
Study hard so that you can enjoy later

Ironic. =/
You spend your childhood studying for a job that you spend your adult-life slaving away at.

I feel like taking a break from life.
Going on a holiday to Never-ever-land for, say,
a month.

Take me away Peter Pan.
please?

Sherve is Oh-So Fickle Minded

I decided that I don't want the Guess bag anymore.
Beautiful, Alluring, Enticing, Sexy....
but too many people have it.
=(

San's got it already.
and today I saw this lady in Curve's Guess Accessories store getting the khaki one I wanted =//
*yeap, yeap... Guess Accessories finally opened there.... no more trips to Sunway to drool over Guess watches and bags!! =))*

By The Way...
Remember Beyonce's corset dress?
The one she wore to MTV Awards some years back.

I saw something like that in Curve.
but instead of a plain front,
it had small flower prints
and replacing the gold ribbon was a sexy dark red one.

Freaking sexy top!!!!
I felt like a yummi-li-cious present in it.
hahaha!

200 bucks though...
worth it?
I'd only wear stuff like that clubbing,
and its not like I'm going to wear it aLOT.
maybe about 4 times a year max.
=(
its soO pretty though.
Decisions, decisionss...
0=p

What A girl wants.

Hehe.
I changed my mind about not blogging til exams are over.

I'll blog but I just won't post any pics.
*crosses fingers behind back* =p

Anyway I went a little window shopping after yamcha-ing with Tasha who is leaving for UK this Sunday! =(

Shop, shop, shop........

andd

Walanehhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I saw the most gorgeous, hunkY, hOT, SalivatiouS

Guess Tote Bag.
0=)

Before I saw it,
I was thinking of Velcro.

and there it was.
Velcro and all.

match made in heaven or what?
*grin*

It came in 3 different colours.
Pink, Khaki and Black.

I liked the khaki one best hehe =)

I wanttttt!!!!!!!!! =/

Unfortunately, I've got like 50 bucks left and the bag was 300++

=((((((((


Sherve has a little button up shirt that has buttons that pop open at its own will.
and no,
its no because I am too fat =p

I was wearing that particular shirt today and was driving happily when I looked down and

O_0

my whole chest was freaking exposed wehhhhhh
this is one of the times I thank God I'm short.
people can only see my head when I'm driving.
heehee 0=)

AhhH. What a waste.
I really liked my little button-up shirt.

Nevermind lah,
can wear when I wanna seduce guys.
heehee!!

Journey to the past

2005 was when
Sherve:

learned alot of life lessons.

Like not to blog when exams are near.

Soooo..... this is it til my exams are over people!

Toodles! *mocks wave*

I promise tonnes and tonnes of party pics after that!
heehee 0=)

New Years Eve @ Bar Bond

This shall be the 2nd New Years Eve I partied with Ashley.
=)

The cam-whoring started even before we got anywhere.
The first pic of the day- at Giles house.
and I already look drunk lol

Ashley primping. First time clubber wehh... dun mess *-p

Our hide-out for the night:
Bar Bond @ Avenue K.

Li Tat, Poh Siek and I outside AvenueK

The interior of Bar Bond was fantabulouS!

I likey likey! *-)

Ali, Cheryl, Sherve, RohanUzzaam,Cheryl,Me,Rohan
Check out the Chinaman. Damn off larh he pose! hehe!
Uzzaam, Eve, Johan.
That Cheryl arr... ask her to pose she go smile pulak =/
Ali Baba Lanjiao and I
Rohan and I
Jim and I
Ali.Cher.Giles.Ash.Angie.
Boogie boogie!
Giles Ching, Ash and I.

Nearing 12, while all the tiny people below squished like tuna at KLCC, we had our VIP view of what was going on below

and above. =)

Amazing fireworks.

These remind me of music notes. 0=))

Group Pic. 1/01/2006.

Joh, Uzz, Eve and I.

Brandon Liu and I. Check out his Gangsta face. hohoho =p

Sherve.Farhan.Cheryl.

Uzz,Eve,Moi.

Fellow Blogger Tze Ching and I!

Poser Uzzaam and Little Ol Moi

Poser Sial.
Jacky and I. Nice Guy. =)
Mr Ching, Sehen and I.

*Sehen's not-so-good-looking pic here is payback for him telling Giles that I wouldn't be following them back @#@$#@@#%*

There were loaDs more poser pics.

Too many to upload hehe.

Awww...This kind of sweetness makes me miss having a guy around *-p

We left at around 3 plus to Shangri-La where we met another bunch of wild party-ers.

More than half the guys in the pic were freaking stoned.

The other half were probably drunk or high on something else.

Aah...

New Years.

0=p

btw, while blogging this entry, I was chatting with Uzzaam online about whether this girl, X would be suitable for our poser prince.

She ngam with me or not?

NO!!!!!!!! I think she likes debators.

I'm a damn good debator k! Master Debator!!

HuH??? *thinks about the chances I'll catch Uzzaam debating*

Yeahh!! I'm a Masturbator! (Master Debator)

LOL!!!

Expected larrr....

Coming from the guy I caught that night making out with some random chick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wuahahahhahahhahahahahhaa!!!!!!!

Not only was she olD (24!!!)

She was also ENGAGED.

Arsehole!!
Who starts of New Years that way?!!?

O_0

Reminiscing

What waS your happiest and your saddest moments in 2005?

If you can't think of anything, your 2005 has been a sad year indeed.

Blogger is down at the mo so I can't upload all the new yrs eve pics I took. =)

Will do them soon tho. I promise.heehee 0=)

I went to this new place in AvenueK.
Bar Bond.
Freaking nice.
AvenueK was orgasmic!
Gucci, Hugo Boss, Playboy... 0_o

Til then, Happy New Years everyone!